The BMW X6

The BMW X6

the car for real w*ankersI couldn’t help but notice when I cycled past one of these monsters the other day, and then after catching sight of two more shortly afterwards I thought it worth sharing my thoughts on BMW’s latest contribution to the world.

First off you can’t fault BMW’s business sense in recognising that there are enough people out there who meet the required demographic, people who:

  • are ridiculously wealthy
  • lack imagination
  • have no taste
  • have no style
  • have no class
  • know nothing about cars*
  • don’t give a toss about the planet
  • are sickeningly self-centred
  • have no life
  • have no friends, and
  • play golf

I also suspect there was some market research that pointed to a dysfunction in the domain of sexual performance, however that would be sheer speculation on my part. One upshot of the release of the X6 is that if you’re an owner of a Porsche Cayenne – you can no longer be regarded as the greatest tosser on the road.

*See Jeremy Clarkson’s review on Top Gear
By |2017-01-06T11:16:40+00:00May 4th, 2010|Strasbourg|4 Comments

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  1. Mark May 4, 2010 at 3:48 pm - Reply

    This car scores a “10” on the cock-o-meter. It always will!

  2. Garry McGovern May 9, 2010 at 10:37 am - Reply

    One of the ugliest cars on the planet – well, until BMW then made the 5 GT! Oh, and easy on the Cayenne – I seriously thought about getting one once! (something about my 'green aspirations' and 'hypocrisy' told me different!) :0/

  3. Wolfgang Steiner May 9, 2010 at 9:01 pm - Reply

    Truth well told! There is absolutely no reason to this car…w.

  4. Danny Belkin May 10, 2010 at 4:58 pm - Reply

    One of these monsters is parked next to our neighbours' house…not many better ways of publicly stating "I am a cock" – especially the bright red ones which also hint at a short length in said department.

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