Students Fuck School

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Students Fuck School

Students Poor English

It's in English - so it must be good! Right?

As an expat you frequently have to put up with the locals butchering your mother tongue in person, (“Air io ingleesh?”), in punctuation (sandwich’s) and incomprehensible (mental wear, le fooding). Normally this doesn’t bother me. If anything, it reminds me that however bad my French may be it will never be as heinous as some of the locals’ English, and let’s be honest now – sometimes it can be quite amusing!

Unfortunately you also have to put up with the younger, cooler, generation shoving words through online translating machines and sticking them on posters around town now and again. Adolescents, alas, like to use swear words and so like to demonstrate their knowledge of English gros mots by using them wherever possible, as it attracts extra street kudos (and probably prevents French locals from reporting them to the police).

For example, I have found it hard to ignore recent posters by local party organisers Students Fuck School. Who obviously think using the word ‘fuck’ is in some way grand et malin, which it patently is not. While I may detest the use of the word, it is the enigmatic use of grammar that really gets my goat.

Is it supposed to be a translation of les étudiants baisent l’école? Present third-person plural (the students fuck / are fucking school) Or l’école de baise d’étudiants? Noun. (The Fuck School where students go). Is it perhaps a cheeky double entendre as we say in English?

Whatever the case it is clear that this is a phrase invented by some pauvre con (and I mean that in the anatomical sense of the word).

Marketing to the ignorant
By |2017-01-06T11:16:34+00:00November 17th, 2011|Life in France, Strasbourg|6 Comments

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  1. Juliana November 17, 2011 at 1:54 pm - Reply

    Yes, I noticed this sign the other day while walking my children to school. I’m an editor (among other things), and I found myself giggling at it, despite my attempts not to draw my kids’ attention to it…

  2. Beth November 17, 2011 at 4:53 pm - Reply

    Could it just be a punctuation problem? Students: Fuck school [and let’s party]. I take it you’ll be going this evening to resolve the matter?!

  3. Englishman November 17, 2011 at 5:55 pm - Reply

    I’d love to but I’m washing my hair tonight.

  4. Beth January 24, 2012 at 11:23 am - Reply

    Have you seen the latest fliers outside school for another dance night called “Pussy magnet”?!

  5. Englishman January 24, 2012 at 12:10 pm - Reply

    I take it, it has nothing to do with cats?

  6. Beth January 24, 2012 at 3:22 pm - Reply

    I don’t know – perhaps you should wash your hair in time to go and check it out 😉

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