Before I begin – I must apologise for the immature school-boy sense of humour of this post.

At the supermarket yesterday I noticed a box of oranges in the fresh-fruit section that were carrying a rather unfortunate brand-name: ‘FANNY’. Yes – Fanny oranges, all clearly labelled with individual Fanny stickers.

So – I wondered whether it was possible to buy other types of Fanny fruit?
Fanny Bananas maybe?

(sorry – but I did warn you)