Coins and groins

Thursday, September 10, 2009 | 6 Comments | Filed under: Strasbourg

One amusing little aspect of the French language for us foreigners is having to adapt to an entirely new audio lexicon of sounds. Clearly, speaking French requires you to form different sorts of linguistic sounds from regular Anglo-phonics, such as having to phlegm-up your ‘r’s, make the monkey mouth for ‘oo’ and grunting through your nose for various vowels.

Additionally it requires you to learn how to mimic other sounds and noises, but with a French twang. For example:

  • A French duck goes ‘coin’ not ‘quack’
  • A French pig goes ‘groin’ not ‘grunt’
  • A French fire-engine goes ‘pan-pon’ not ‘nee-naw’
  • A Frenchman says ‘Bah dit donc!’ not ‘lor, luv a duck!’

This may seem trivial. However, if you’re unable to even answer the most basic childish question ‘what noise does a (insert animal) make’ – you can appear, to the French, to be rather er… thick.

Now – what noise does a car make?

Er… bah dit donc!

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6 Responses to Coins and groins

  1. Matthew Morrison Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 19:30

    awww, remember the Sweeny-style "nee-naw"! beats the crap out of the "wooo-wooo" or the LA style "weeep-weeep".

  2. Pierre Ringelstein Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 21:16

    Most difficult for you I guess is différence between U and OU

  3. Pierre Ringelstein Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 21:16

    Most difficult for you I guess is différence between U and OU

  4. Pierre Ringelstein Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 21:16

    Most difficult for you I guess is différence between U and OU

  5. Bart Hulley Tuesday, September 15, 2009 at 9:28

    so what noise does a car make? Donc comment va une voiture?

  6. HKN Wednesday, September 16, 2009 at 8:03

    That’s nothing:
    A Danish duck goes “rap rap” (roll them r’s!)
    A Danish pig goes “øf øf” (Think French eggs)
    A Danish fire engine goes “baaa buuu”
    and it only gets worse from there on in…

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