R.I.P. Golden Wonder crisps. I loved your niknaks. So is this an appropriate time to

Just thought it might be interesting to write a few lines while reasonably pi**ed. Just

Why is it that (in the UK) we equate one game with a whole genre?

Our son is officially under-weight. I’m thinking we should take him straight down to MacDonalds

Our flat (in London) was burgled by couple of chavs yesterday. I hope they rot

Either my immune system has been weakened by all the French cheese I’ve been consuming