Avoid that clipboard / Hare Krishna / Charity worker

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Avoid that clipboard / Hare Krishna / Charity worker

Here’s a tip if you want to walk across central London without getting stopped by a clipboard weilding survey-taking hawker, charity worker, Hare Krishna or drunken Scotsman:

Wear an ‘Equipe de France’ rugby shirt.

Trust me – it works.

Gimps hired by Mencap, MORI et al were all fooled into thinking that I was French when I strode through Covent Garden wearing the colours of ‘Les Bleus’. Obviously the thought of having to explain their intentions to a foreigner was far too daunting to contemplate.

The mad thing is the beggars also seemed to think the same ….

“Spare any change please? Spare any change please? Spare any change please? Spare any change please? Oh. Er. Bonjour! Spare any change please? Spare any change please?”

By | 2006-07-04T14:44:00+00:00 July 4th, 2006|Uncategorized|0 Comments

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