Monthly Archives: March 2006

//March

Miracle Cure

By | 2017-01-06T11:17:07+00:00 March 27th, 2006|Uncategorized|

Warts. Nasty things. When they grow and start to go crusty they start to itch (particularly if when located amongst the moister recesses of ones anatomy). Itching inevitably leads to scratching, ergo bleeding soon follows. Highly unpleasant, and if in sight - unsightly. So what does the medical profession recommend we treat these evils of epidermis with? Duct tape. Yes, the sticky backed masking tape you are likely to stick just about anywhere - except on a duct. The true talents of this unassuming household item are not fully appreciated - until one discovers a nasty manky wart festering on ones skin that needs dealing with. Why am I telling you this? Well I'll let you draw your own conclusions there.

NME = Not Music Experts

By | 2017-01-06T11:17:08+00:00 March 7th, 2006|Uncategorized|

If you ever needed pointers on what it might be like to be an irritating juvenile cliquey I'm-too-cool-to-be-seen-with-you sort in 2006; (i.e. someone more concerned with listening to the RIGHT music, hanging out with the RIGHT people, wearing the RIGHT clothes, and having OPPOSITE opinion to everyone - about everything, than - say - their own personal hygiene) then you'd be well advised to take a butchers at the results of this year's NME awards. Not only does the country's biggest selling newcomer (artist James Blunt) get voted for worst album (of course); but crack-head Pete Doherty is voted 'sexiest male' (yes the 'stoned out of my brains' look is considered sexy) and the Kaiser Chiefs are alleged to be the 'Best Dressed' musicians of the year. (If that's true - I should withdraw the comments I about my father recently. Clearly the scruffy-polyester-seventies-pillock look is undergoing a renaissance.)